Words/phrases I want to use more often.
Ex. If you don’t know how to walk properly on the sidewalk you are a nimrod.
(or) Quit being such a f-ing nimrod. (this is how I prefer to use it)
2) Dough Butt
Oh. Well. I’m in the middle of writing a song (don’t even think about theifing it, I got a copyright what what) it goes:
Oh she got a dough butt
Makes me want to knead it
Oh that dough butt
I just want to bite it
Make it mine…. Yum.
3) Old glute stretch
Ex. Wow, that hike we took was an old glute stretch.
(Or) Oh my goddess quit acting like an old glute stretch.
Ex. We ate beans therefore we got gas.
(or) I only have two television stations therefore I enjoy watching all ION and channel 4 shows!
5) Poop sweat
Ex. Wow, it smells like poop sweat in here.
(Or) I’m sorry sir but it seems as if you have an issue with poop sweat and you’ll need medical treatment to cure that.
(or) OMG who's ass is leaking poop sweat? It’s worse than a scared skunk in here.