Friday, November 5, 2010

Give Me a Break. A Long Longer Longest Coffee Break.

Dear Coffee,

Is there any way that you could just make yourself?

I mean, I'm sure it's difficult to fill yourself up with water, throw the old grounds out, put a new filter in, put in new grounds and hit start. I know, because I have to do it everyday. And before my morning's almost the most difficult thing I have to do in the morning, besides literally getting out of bed.

So if you could please... pretty please, just basically fill up and then pour yourself into a mug for me. That would be of great assistance. As you know right now my life is pretty hectic. I mean with this 50+hour job, all of the blogging I've been doing, and the novel I'm writing.

I just can't keep up.

What? You're saying I don't have a job? You're saying I haven't blogged in like 3 weeks? Oh and my novel doesn't even exist?!

Well. F You Coffee. Maybe if you would just make YOURSELF in the morning all of those things would happen. And I wouldn't be so bitter and angry.

Thank you for your time. I look forward to hearing from you,

Yours Truly,

1 comment:

  1. this post is awesome. it literally makes my day, heck, i'll even say month. i'm right there along with you. if my coffee made itself my novel would at least be started, plus if coffee could make itself then laundry wouldn't be far behind and jump on the train soon too.