Friday, November 5, 2010
Give Me a Break. A Long Longer Longest Coffee Break.
Is there any way that you could just make yourself?
I mean, I'm sure it's difficult to fill yourself up with water, throw the old grounds out, put a new filter in, put in new grounds and hit start. I know, because I have to do it everyday. And before my morning coffee...it's almost the most difficult thing I have to do in the morning, besides literally getting out of bed.
So if you could please... pretty please, just basically fill up and then pour yourself into a mug for me. That would be of great assistance. As you know right now my life is pretty hectic. I mean with this 50+hour job, all of the blogging I've been doing, and the novel I'm writing.
I just can't keep up.
What? You're saying I don't have a job? You're saying I haven't blogged in like 3 weeks? Oh and my novel doesn't even exist?!
Well. F You Coffee. Maybe if you would just make YOURSELF in the morning all of those things would happen. And I wouldn't be so bitter and angry.
Thank you for your time. I look forward to hearing from you,