Thursday, December 9, 2010
Karma is for REAL!!!!!!
So, this Karma thing must be some serious shit. Oh, yeah, I told myself I'd stop cussing so much.
So, this karma thing must be some serious poo balls. Why? Well here's why.
The other day, someone commented on a blog post of mine, basically saying that I need to focus on my "own problems" and then I, of course, said something snarky out loud, which was, "I would except I don't have problems, that's why I make fun of other people."
Then my grandma calls and tell me about her car being possessed. She said how she was out getting groceries and her car horn kept going off, like a demon car or something. She got behind people at stop signs and her car horn kept honking and honking. And of course I laughed, as it seemed like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Which made me want to write a tv show. Though that would be like the only situation I'd have to go on.
So here's where the karma comes in. Make fun of my life being "problem-free" + make fun of grandma's car = problem with car.
So yeah, my car ended up having a lot of car sex with my friend Dan's car. I was beginning to think it was addicted to his battery power (which I suppose was true). But now, after taking the car to rehab it should be fixed.
And now I will only do nice things and say nice positive comments about life so as to keep my life problem-free for real.
Ha! (I doubt that's even possible even for the most positive of people, they just don't take it as seriously).