100 (or so) words on: Cyber Monday

What. The. Fuck. Cyber Monday? This is just so much bullshit I can’t even keep myself from cussing. Making up capitalistic occasions to get people to spend more money on days that are specified to have potentially better deals, as if you couldn’t go online and buy shit ANY time. What’s tomorrow, Techno Tuesday. And then what, Waste-more-money Wednesday. Today I was going to write about Doritos. BUT NO. Instead I have to rant about the materialism of America. Again. Could we please quit buying shit. For one day. Could we just live life free from shopping? Is it even possible?